As promised, I will be reviewing each Eurovision entry in the most inconsistent way possible. The entries will be reviewed in a random order using my personal wheel on the Wheel of Names website.

Last is Austria. They are sending Teya & Salena with Who the Hell is Edgar?

Date chosen: January 31, 2023 (artist); March 8, 2023 (song)

Method: Teya & Salena were chosen by Austria TV station ORF to represent Austria in Liverpool. Their song “Who the Hell is Edgar” was released on the official Eurovision channel in the early hours of March 8, 2023

What I think: POE POE POE POE POE. Sorry, but you can’t get me to stop singing it. It’s very tongue-in-cheek, almost like a direct approach to the problems of earning little from streaming services (hence the 0.003 part), and the references to American poet Edgar Allan Poe for which the song is named after.

Ranking: 10/10

Chance (of qualifying and/or winning): Folks, this is a yes. Get them to the final. Make Edgar proud (or something)

Live performances in the United Kingdom and Spain


Author: dezbee2008

33-year-old math enthusiast, Pokemon fan, Eurovision fan, Bingo player, anti-MLM watcher, meme consumer, YTP watcher, stans news reporters when no one else wants to, inconsistent in real life, a complete human mess, and professional social media lurker

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