As promised, I will be reviewing each Eurovision entry in the most inconsistent way possible. The entries will be reviewed in a random order using my personal wheel on the Wheel of Names website.

Next is San Marino. They are sending Italy-based Piqued Jacks with “Like An Animal”

Date chosen: February 25, 2023

Method: Through its expansive Una Voce Per San Marino show. In its second year, a total of 106 artists competed over the course of one week for a chance to represent San Marino in Liverpool

What I think: You know, if this wasn’t a song chosen for Eurovision, I would probably skip over it 100%. But since it is, I have to listen to it to form an opinion on it, and honestly, the melody was nice. That’s pretty much it. When you hear the lyrics, though, it may sound predatory at times with very little metaphors.

Ranking: 3.5/10

Chance (of qualifying and/or winning): Probably not a chance, but you never know with songs like this

Live performances in the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, and two in Spain


Author: dezbee2008

33-year-old math enthusiast, Pokemon fan, Eurovision fan, Bingo player, anti-MLM watcher, meme consumer, YTP watcher, stans news reporters when no one else wants to, inconsistent in real life, a complete human mess, and professional social media lurker

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